Lenten musings

So we're halfway through Lent and I'm already making a list of things I will do on Easter. Mass could possibly be one of the many, though no promises Mum.

#1: I will cram in all the bacon that my mouth can possibly take when I wake up that morning

#2: I will have a Flaming Lamborghini in honour of Team India's victory

#3: I will dial 66-000-666 and NOT order a McVeggie

#4: I will also try the new McSpicy burger

#5: I will go to California Pizza Kitchen, their ovens will be working and I will order the Meat Cravers pizza

#6: I will visit Mondegar's and wipe the frowns off the faces of all the waiters there who know me by ordering the Down-a-Six

#7: I will order a paneer roll at Bade Miyan's and then mock it by leaving it untouched while I enjoy two, no, FIVE plates of seekh kebabs

#8: I will be the nicest me you've known in the last forty days

#9: I will not stalk people smelling of a meaty lunch

#10: I will not so much as look at a Sambuca bottle for fear of what happened last year

Of course, none of this is set in stone. Well, maybe the bacon one.